"You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.”
Harry Potter + Food
- compliments can make their day
- kiss their neck and they will probably fuck you
This is literally all there is to know
roll ur sleeves up always roll ur sleeves up
I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
self-love is so important fuck right off if you tell me i love myself too much i spent a long time hating myself and miserable and i’m over that and you won’t take my happiness away from me
im so tired i might have died ten minutes ago and not noticed
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.