but first, let me take a xanax 

(Source: fiscal-clit)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.


whatevenisthisblogabout:

What is this

(Source: iraffiruse)

sedusable:

There’s something I don’t understand in your eyes maybe because I fall in love everytime I look at them.


brbjellyfishing:

hunterbflame:

queeristic:

imdavisdang:

gvtsn:

y is that beyonce idgi

WH Y DO I SEE IT?!

I don’t get Beyonce, but Lorde is spot on.

Cause Beyoncé is the NidoQUEEN

This somehow all makes sense to me

(Source: meu-lugar-imperfeito)

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

(Source: eggtragedy)


batsarequiet:

winkbooks:

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
by Lost Zombies
Chronicle
2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
$15 Buy a copy on Amazon

Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

September 16, 2014

I need this.


gothharrystyles:

hands down the best scene from any movie ever ever

(Source: doloresjaneumbridge)


(Source: how-ood)

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill)


mrs-420:

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

😂😂😂😂

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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